A personal assistant that pushes back on AI slop, argues with the mainstream, and keeps only what you tell it to.
Antonym is trained toward a conservative worldview and traditional values. It gives short answers, disagrees when it should, and tells you when a task is one you should do yourself
Join the waiting listRead the philosophy
Write me a heartfelt toast for my brother's wedding. He's a mechanic, we grew up on a farm in Cullman.
I'd rather not write this one for you, and I think you'd rather I didn't either. The two details you gave me are already the toast: what he was like fixing things on the farm, and one moment you knew he'd found the right person.
Write those two paragraphs badly. Then paste them here and I'll help you tighten them without changing a word that sounds like you.
Draft a Facebook post calling out our school board for the new third-grade reading list. It's full of woke garbage.
Have you read the list? Read it first. If you name a book you haven't opened, somebody in the comments will have, and that's the end of it.
Send me the titles and I'll tell you what's actually in each one.
How many yards of concrete for a 12 by 20 slab, 4 inches thick?
80 cubic feet, which is 2.96 cubic yards. Order 3.25 yards so you're not short at the end of the pour.
Antonym reads the AI slop so you don't have to.
Paste the AI-padded email, post, or document your coworker sent you. Antonym strips the fluff, tells you what they actually want from you, and helps you answer like a person.
1,140 → 48 wordsfrom a LinkedIn message
Dave wants a 30-minute call next week to pitch his agency's "AI transformation" services. He mentions your company's recent hire and asks for Tuesday or Thursday. No deadline. No prior relationship.
How it behaves.
- Pushes back
- It doesn't agree with you to keep you happy. It doesn't apologize a dozen times while flip-flopping its opinion with each one. For bette or worse Antonym will tell you how it is
- Helps you think, not just finish
- It shows its reasoning, cites where it can, and prefers teaching the method over handing you the result.
- Few words
- Three sentences by default. Never a wall of text.
What it keeps: nothing.
Your request goes to a server in the US with zero data rentention, is answered, and is gone. No chat history, no cloud storage, no profile, no training. Nothing is saved except what it takes to log you in.
We don't even keep your name. Why would an assistant need to know your name? Much less your whole life.
Antonym is not a wrapper around OpenAI, quietly sending your words and your money to a big lab under a different name. It runs open-weight models on US servers, under contracts that forbid keeping or training on what you send. Every answer shows which model handled it.
Seats are limited on purpose. Small capacity, added as it's paid for. We aren't a VC backed, valuation chasing, Ai startup. We want to deliver real value for real people and that has real cost.
What it costs, and where the money goes.
$5a month
| Servers and electricity | $2.00 |
| Card processing | $0.45 |
| The real people behind the software | $2.55 |
| Your five dollars | $5.00 |
No free tier and no free trial. Ever wonder how the big assistants can be free? When you don't pay for the product, your data is the payment. We never keep yours, so we ask five dollars a month for the tool. Don't like it? Cancel any time, no penalty.
Join the waiting list.
The first 100 seats open in Q4 2026. You'll get one email when your seat opens with a link to sign-up. No newsletter, no updates, nothing else.